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 êóäà äåâàòü ñïåðìó? |
 7.2.2005, 20:13
Ñîîáùåíèå
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ñòóäåíò  Ãðóïïà: Ïîëüçîâàòåëè Ñîîáùåíèé: 286 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: 18.12.2004 Èç: Ñ íåáà... Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: 7255 Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: 0 ðàç Ðåïóòàöèÿ:  0 
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Îíàí 3
Ïîä êîâåð,ïîä äèâàí,òðóäíîäîñòóïíûå ìåñòà,ß óïàäàþ ñî ñìåõó (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif) Ìîëîäåö...ïîñìåøèë... (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_wink.gif) Ïîéäó êîí÷ó â òðóäíîäîñòóïíîå ìåñòî,à ïîòîì áóäó ïîëüçîâàòñÿ òîâàðîì èç ðåêëàìû "íàø òîâàð Õ î÷èùàåò äàæå òðóäíîäîñòóïíûå ìåñòà" (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) Öèêàëî Çà÷åì òû âñåâðåìÿ ïèøåøü çàãëàâíûì øðèôòîì ? (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) @Êóäà äåâàòü ñïåðìó?@->â ïîìîéêó,â ïðóä,â òàïîê ñîñåäó,@âîò áëèí ïðèäåøü â ãîñòè,à ó ãîñòåé êîøêà,îíà âîçüìåò è íàïèñàåò òåáå â áîòèíêè,òàê ÷òî ìåøàåò êîí÷èòü êîøêè â êîøà÷èé òóàëåò@,( è êîøêà äîâîëüíà è ñïåðìå íîâîå ïðèñòàíèùå) (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif) ,íà ñòóë â øêîëå è èíñòèòóòå,â Ñä-ðîì,èñïîëüçîâàòü â êà÷åñòâå ñîóñà äëÿ øàøëûêà,äîáîâëÿòü â öèìåíò,êëåèòü áóìàãó,ìûòü ïîñóäó,ïðî÷èùàòü êàíàëèçàöèþ "Ñïåðìà è ðæàâ÷èíó,óäàëèò áåç òðóäà",çàáûòü ñïåðìó â àâòîáóñå, à ïîòîì ïðåäúÿâèòü âîäèòåëþ îáâèâåíèÿ â òîì ÷òî ÿ çàáûë ñâîþ âåùü,à îí åå óêðàë,ñìàçûâàòü äâåðè è îêíà â ìåñòàõ òðåíèÿ ñïåðìîé,ïðîäàâàòü,ñäàòü â áàíê. (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif) |
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Çàðåãèñòðèðóéòåñü, ÷òî áû íå âèäåòü ýòó ðåêëàìó.
| Ãîñòü_Îíàí 3_* |
7.2.2005, 20:41
Ñîîáùåíèå
#22
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
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(IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) Ïàäàþ â ïðèïàäêå èñòåðè÷åñêîãî ñìåõà! (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif) À íàñ÷åò ñòóëà â ó÷åáíîì çàâåäåíèè - îòëè÷íàÿ èäåÿ! Ó ìåíÿ îíà óæå âîçíèêàëà, íî âîïëîòèòü åå â æèçíü íå óäàëîñü. À êòî-íèáóäü òàêóþ ãàäîñòü äåëàë? Ïðåäñòàâüòå: íàäî êîìó-íèáóäü ïîäëÿíêó ñäåëàòü - íàäðà÷èâàåøü â íû÷êå ïî÷òè äî îðãàçìà, ïîäõîäèøü ê ñòóëó "öåëè" è "ðàçðÿæàåøü âñþ îáîéìó"! Êóäà åùå äåâàòü ñïåðìó? Ïðîäàâàòü, êîíå÷íî æå! (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif) Åùå ìîæíî íàìàçàòü åé ïîë, ÷òîáû êòî-íèáóäü íàâåðíóëñÿ, ìîæíî ñäåëàòü êîêòåéëü "Ïîëîâîé", çàëèâàòü âìåñòî ìàñëà â àâòîìîáèëü, ïîëèâàòü öâåòû (êàê óäîáðåíèå), èñïîëüçîâàòü äëÿ îáîðîíû ïðè íàïàäåíèè õóëèãàíîâ - êîí÷èòü â ãëàç. À åùå - åñëè ëåãêèé ãîëîä íàïîìèíàåò î ñåáå - óòîëèòå åãî ñïåðìîé - â íåé ìíîãî áåëêà, îíà ïîëåçíà è ïèòàòåëüíà! P.S. ß ïîìíþ, â äåòñêîì ñàäó äëÿ ñêëåèâàíèÿ áóìàãè èñïîëüçîâàëè êëåé, î÷åíü ñèëüíî íàïîìèíàþùèé ñïåðìó (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) .Òàêàÿ æå áåëî-ïðîçðà÷íàÿ æèäêîñòü, ãóñòîâàòîé êîíñèñòåíöèè. Âðîäå, ìó÷íîé êëåéñòåð, èëè ÷òî-òî òàêîå. |
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7.2.2005, 20:57
Ñîîáùåíèå
#23
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ñòóäåíò Ãðóïïà: Ïîëüçîâàòåëè Ñîîáùåíèé: 286 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: 18.12.2004 Èç: Ñ íåáà... Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: 7255 Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: 0 ðàç Ðåïóòàöèÿ: 0
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Îíàí 3
Ìû òèïà èç òåìû, þìîðèñòè÷åñêóþ òåìó ñäåëàåì. (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) Äîëãî ñìåÿëñÿ íàä "èñïîëüçîâàòü äëÿ îáîðîíû ïðè íàïàäåíèè õóëèãàíîâ - êîí÷èòü â ãëàç. À åùå - åñëè ëåãêèé ãîëîä íàïîìèíàåò î ñåáå - óòîëèòå åãî ñïåðìîé" ñðàçó âñïîìíèëàñü ðåêëàìà ñíèêåðñà. (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif) |
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7.2.2005, 21:19
Ñîîáùåíèå
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãðóïïà: Ñîîáùåíèé: 0 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: -- Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: ðàç Ïðåäóïðåæäåíèÿ: (0%) 
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ÿ âîò â îäíîì ó÷èëèùå çàêðûëñÿ â êàáèíåòå èíôîðìàòèêè ìîñòàâèë ñëóë ïîñåðåäèíå êëàññà, ñòàë íà íåãî, ñïóñòèë øòàíû è âûïðûñíóë âñþ ñâîþ ýíåðãèþ íà ïîë êëàññà!!! òàê âîçáóæäàë òîò ôàêò, ÷òî ñåé÷àñ êòî-íèáóäü ïîñòó÷èò èëè âîéäåò... ÑÓÏÅÐ!!!
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| Ãîñòü_Öèêàëî_* |
7.2.2005, 22:34
Ñîîáùåíèå
#25
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Îíàí 3
ÒÀÊ ÌÍÎÃÈÅ ÄÅËÀÞÒ...ÍÎ ÑËÅÄÛ!!!??? |
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| Ãîñòü_Öèêàëî_* |
7.2.2005, 22:51
Ñîîáùåíèå
#26
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Lexa to...
À  ÒÐÎËÅÉÁÓÑÅ ÍÅ ÕÎ×ÅØÜ???ÀÄÐÅÍÀËÈÍÓ ÏÎÁÎËÜØÅ!!!!!ÌÎÆÍÎ ÂÅ×ÅÐÎÌ ÈËÈ ÐÀÍÍÈÌ ÓÒÐÎÌ ×ÒÎÁÛ ÍÀÐÎÄÓ ÏÎÌÅÍÜØÅ!!! |
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| Ãîñòü_Îíàí 3_* |
7.2.2005, 23:13
Ñîîáùåíèå
#27
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
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Ðåêëàìà íå "Ñíèêåðñà" - éîãóðòà "Äàíèññèìî" (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) |
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7.2.2005, 23:24
Ñîîáùåíèå
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ñòóäåíò Ãðóïïà: Ïîëüçîâàòåëè Ñîîáùåíèé: 286 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: 18.12.2004 Èç: Ñ íåáà... Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: 7255 Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: 0 ðàç Ðåïóòàöèÿ: 0
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Îíàí 3
À òî÷íî..âñïîìíèë (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) |
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| Ãîñòü_Àêòåð_* |
7.2.2005, 23:38
Ñîîáùåíèå
#29
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Êóäà! Êóäà?
ÒÓÄÀ-ÑÞÄÀ!!!! Ñåÿòåëè! |
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8.2.2005, 1:27
Ñîîáùåíèå
#30
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Íîâåíüêèé  Ãðóïïà: Ïîëüçîâàòåëè Ñîîáùåíèé: 43 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: 15.12.2004 Èç: Ekaterinburg Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: 7213 Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: 0 ðàç Ðåïóòàöèÿ: 0
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À âñå òàêè åå íàäî âî âëàãàëèùå ââîäèòü, òàê åñòåñòâåííåå, èëè íà õóäîé êîíåö â àíóñ, èëè â ðîò, èëè â êîíâåðò, è ëþáèìîé çâåçäå ïîñëàòü(âîò òàê óäèâèòñÿ) à ìîæíî â ïèñòîëåò áðûçãàëêó íàêîí÷àòü, è âåñåëî ïîòîì ðàñïðûñêàòü íà ïðîõîæèõ, ìîæíî â áóòûëêó èç ïîä ïèâà âëèòü, à ïîòîì åå ñäàòü(âñå ðàâíî èõ ïëîõî ìîþò) èëè íà êðûøå ñòîÿòü, è ïðîõîæèì äîæäèê óñòðàèâàòü (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) Ìîæíî â îïåðå ìóçûêàíòàì â àíòðàêòå â òðóáû íàêîíü÷àòü, èëè â êîíäèöèîíåð ñîñåäÿì çàëèòü, íî ëó÷øå â õîëîäèëüíèê (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif)
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8.2.2005, 3:46
Ñîîáùåíèå
#31
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó ×ëåíêîð ñåêñ íàóê  Ãðóïïà: Ïîëüçîâàòåëè Ñîîáùåíèé: 2929 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: 26.12.2004 Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: 7372 Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: 3 ðàçà Ïîë: Ìóæ÷èíà Ðåïóòàöèÿ: 0
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Öèòàòà(Slayer) ...Ìîæíî â îïåðå ìóçûêàíòàì â àíòðàêòå â òðóáû íàêîíü÷àòü...
Íè÷åãî êðó÷å íå âèäåë!!!! (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif)  Îïåðå!!! (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) Âû òîëüêî ïðåäñòàâüòå!!! (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) Çàëåçòü â îðêåñòðîâóþ ÿìó??? (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) Èëè ñâåðõó íàêîí÷àòü, ïîêà ïóáëèêà â àíòðàêòå ïðîãóëèâàåòñÿ!!! (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) È òóò íà÷èíàåòñÿ âòîðîå äåéñòâèå!!! (IMG:http://www.yaplakal.com/html/emoticons/shum_lol.gif) Íå-å-å-å-ò! Ýòî ÐÈÀË ÊÓÓË!!!!!!!!!!! (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) |
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| Ãîñòü_Ëèîí_* |
8.2.2005, 8:00
Ñîîáùåíèå
#32
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Îîîîîîîî............. (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif)
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| Ãîñòü_zador2_* |
8.2.2005, 8:35
Ñîîáùåíèå
#33
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Êóäà ïðèäåòñÿ òóäà è êîí÷àþ. Êîãäà íà ïîë, êîãäà â òðóñû, òàê äàæå ýðîòè÷íåå )))
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| Ãîñòü_Öèêàëî_* |
8.2.2005, 12:20
Ñîîáùåíèå
#34
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
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ÂÎÎÁÙÅ ÒÎ ÂÑÅ ÐÀÂÍÎ ÊÀÊ ÏÈÑÀÒÜ...ÏÐÈÂÛÊ ÒÀÊ!!! |
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| Ãîñòü_Îíàí 3_* |
8.2.2005, 14:54
Ñîîáùåíèå
#35
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Slayer
À ïèñòîëåòèê ñî ñïåðìîé ìîæíî èñïîëüçîâàòüü äëÿ èñêóññòâåíîîãî îñåìåíåíèÿ (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) À ìîæíî â îïåðå çàëåçòü íà êîíñòðóêöèè íàä ñöåíîé, è îòòóäà â òðóáû ìóçûêàíòîâ êàïàòü (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) Èãðåò íà òðóáå - è âäðóã - ÊÕÀ-ÊÕÀ-ÊÕÀ! - äàâèòñÿ ñïåðìîé (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) Ƹñòêî, êîíå÷íî. |
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| Ãîñòü_Stummy_* |
8.2.2005, 15:05
Ñîîáùåíèå
#36
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Öèêàëî
ó âñåõ ðàçíàÿ. Ó ìåíÿ íåìíîãî òåðïêîâàòàÿ. Íó ÷òî ïðîýêñïåðåìåíòèðîâàë? Ïîïðîáóé êîí÷èòü ñåáå â ðîò, òîëüêî äëÿ ýòîãî íóæíî èìåòü õîðîøóþ ðàñòÿæêó, à òî ñïèíó íå ðàçîãíåøü. |
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8.2.2005, 16:35
Ñîîáùåíèå
#37
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ñòóäåíò Ãðóïïà: Ïîëüçîâàòåëè Ñîîáùåíèé: 286 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: 18.12.2004 Èç: Ñ íåáà... Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: 7255 Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: 0 ðàç Ðåïóòàöèÿ: 0
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Íó ðàç ïðèâûê, òîãäà ëàäíî. (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_wink.gif) Îíàí 3 Ïèñòîëåò ñî ñïåðìîé,òèïà ïîäõîäèøü "Äåâóøêà, à äåâóøêà ìîæíî ÿ âàì âîäÿíûì ïèñòîëåòîì âî âëàãàëèùå ïàëüíó ?" (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif) |
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| Ãîñòü_Îíàí 3_* |
8.2.2005, 17:07
Ñîîáùåíèå
#38
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
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Ïðî ïèñòîëåò... Íàñìåøèë äî ïðèïàäêà! Õàõàõà! (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) Ïàäàþ ñî ñòóëàààà! (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif) À åùå ñïåðìîïèñòîëåòîì óãðîæàòü ìîæíî: "Äàâàé äåíüãè à òî ÑÏÈÄîì çàðàæó (èëè áåðåìåííîñòüþ)!" (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif) |
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| Ãîñòü_Öèêàëî_* |
8.2.2005, 17:40
Ñîîáùåíèå
#39
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Îíàí 3
À ÊÒÎ-ÒÎ Â ÒÐÀÌÂÀÅ ÈËÈ Â ÒÐÎËÅÉÁÓÑÅ (ÍÓ ÂÏÐÎ×ÅÌ È Â ÄÐÓÃÈÕ ÎÁÙÅÑÒÂÅÍÍÛÕ ÌÅÑÒÀÕ) ÏÐÎÁÎÂÀË??? |
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| Ãîñòü_Îíàí 3_* |
8.2.2005, 17:47
Ñîîáùåíèå
#40
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Öèêàëî
ß íå ïðîáîâàë. Êòî-òî, ìîæåò è ïðîáîâàë. Ýêñòðåìàëû! (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) |
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