so I booked one and Tim booked two

Câÿùåííîñëóæèòåëü è àâñòðàëèéñêèé ïàñòóõ îâåö âûñòóïàþò ñîïåðíèêàìè â îäíîé òåëåâèçèîííîé âèêòîðèíå. Ïîñëå òîãî, êàê áûëè çàäàíû âñå ñòàíäàðòíûå âîïðîñû, ðåçóëüòàò — íè÷üÿ. Òîãäà âåäóùèé ïåðåäà÷è çàäàåò ïîñëåäíèé ðåøàþùèé âîïðîñ: îáà ó÷àñòíèêà äîëæíû ïðèäóìàòü â òå÷åíèå 5 ìèíóò ñòèõîòâîðåíèå, â êîòîðîì áû ïðîçâó÷àëî ñëîâî "Òèìáóêòó" (äëÿ ñïðàâêè — ýòî ãîðîä â ðåñïóáëèêå Ìàëè, êîòîðûé â ñâîå âðåìÿ áûë òîðãîâûì è êóëüòóðíûì öåíòðîì Èñëàìà).

Îáà êàíäèäàòà óäàëÿþòñÿ, è ÷åðåç 5 ìèíóò íà ñöåíó âûõîäèò ñâÿùåííîñëóæèòåëü, ÷òîáû ïðåäñòàâèòü ñâîå ïðîèçâåäåíèå: [list]"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the Bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu....." [list]

Ïóáëèêà â âîñòîðãå è óæå âîîáðàæàåò öåðêîâíîãî ñëóæèòåëÿ ïîáåäèòåëåì âèêòîðèíû. Íî òóò íà ñöåíó âûõîäèò âñòðàëèéñêèé ïàñòóõ è ïðîèçíîñèò: [list]"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent,
they were three and we were two.
so I booked one and Tim booked two....."[list]