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 Êòî-íèáóäü ïðîáîâàë äðî÷èòü èëè ñîñàòü ñïÿùåìó ïàðíþ? |
| Ãîñòü_drema_* |
 18.11.2005, 15:29
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#101
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unordinary_man
Ëèîí ïî ýòîìó ïîâîäó àíåêäîò: äâà ðûáàêà ñèäÿò, îäèí äðóãîìó ãîâîðèò: - ñëóøàé, â÷åðà ïîøåë íà ðûáàëêó, òóò æå êëþíóëî, âûòàùèë ñîìà 2,5 ìåòðîâ! âòîðîé îòâå÷àåò: - à ó ìåíÿ âîîáùå íåâåðîÿòíûé ñëó÷àé ïðîèçîøåë. ×óâñòâóþ, êðþ÷îê çà ÷òî-òî çàöåïèëñÿ, ðâàíóë - è, ïðåäñòàâëÿåøü, êàíäåëÿáð âûòÿíóë. Äðåâíèé, êðàñèâûé. Ðåçüáà, çîëîòî, è ñåìü ñâå÷åé ãîðÿò! ïåðâûé: - ëàäíî, ÿ ïîëìåòðà ó ñîìà óáåðó. Íî òû õîòü ñâå÷è-òî ïîãàñè (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_razz.gif) Äîáàâëåíî ñïóñòÿ 53 ñåêóíäû: åñëè êòî íå ïîíÿë, ýòî ê : Öèòàòà Ó ìåíÿ â òî âðåìÿ èç ïîðíîãðàôèè áûëè òîëüêî ëåñáèÿíêè, ò.ê. ïðè âèäå ÷ëåíà ó ìåíÿ ìãíîâåííî îïàäàë
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Çàðåãèñòðèðóéòåñü, ÷òî áû íå âèäåòü ýòó ðåêëàìó.
| Ãîñòü_Ëèîí_* |
18.11.2005, 16:17
Ñîîáùåíèå
#102
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
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18.11.2005, 17:24
Ñîîáùåíèå
#103
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Íîâåíüêèé  Ãðóïïà: Ïîëüçîâàòåëè Ñîîáùåíèé: 36 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: 18.10.2005 Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: 20349 Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: 0 ðàç Ðåïóòàöèÿ:  0 
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| Ãîñòü_Ëèîí_* |
18.11.2005, 17:31
Ñîîáùåíèå
#104
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Êñòàòè ãîâîðÿ, ñåé÷àñ ÿ ñîáèðàþñü ïðîäåëàòü èìåííî òî, ×ÒÎ ÍÀÏÈÑÀÍÎ Â ÍÀÇÂÀÍÈÈ ÒÅÌÊÈ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ðÿäîì ñîïèò ÒÀÊÎÅ ×ÓÄÎ..... ÍßÌ! ß ïîøåë!
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18.11.2005, 18:37
Ñîîáùåíèå
#105
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ó÷åíèê  Ãðóïïà: Ïîëüçîâàòåëè Ñîîáùåíèé: 63 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: 7.11.2004 Èç: ñ Áîäóíà Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: 6707 Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: 0 ðàç Ðåïóòàöèÿ: 0
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[quote=Ëèîí]Ïðîñòî âîò ýòî çàÿâëåíèå îò unordinary_man: [quote=-Vovka-]È êòî æå òåáÿ ñîâðàòèë?[/quote]
Ìîé âðà÷-ñòîìàòîëîã. Î÷åíü ñèìïàòè÷íàÿ äåâóøêà, ìåæäó ïðî÷èì (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_wink.gif) . |
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| Ãîñòü_Shaloonchik_* |
18.11.2005, 20:42
Ñîîáùåíèå
#106
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
[quote=unordinary_man][quote=Ëèîí]Ïðîñòî âîò ýòî çàÿâëåíèå îò unordinary_man: [quote=-Vovka-]È êòî æå òåáÿ ñîâðàòèë?[/quote]
Ìîé âðà÷-ñòîìàòîëîã. Î÷åíü ñèìïàòè÷íàÿ äåâóøêà, ìåæäó ïðî÷èì (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_wink.gif) .[/quote] Ýòîæ êàêèì îáðàçîì äåâóøêà ñäåëàëà òåáÿ íå íàòóðàëîì. Ç.Û. Âñïîìèíàåòñÿ àíåêäîò: Ñèäÿò òðè ìóæèêà ïüÿíñòâóþò, îäèí ãîâîðèò "ÿ òîêàðü ïÿòîãî ðàçðÿäà". Âòîðîé ãîâîðèò "à ÿ ñëåñàðü ÷åòâåðòîãî ðàçðÿäà" À òðåòèé ãîâîðèò "ß ãåé" À ìóæèêè ó íåãî ñïðàøèâàþò"òû ìóçûêàíò" îí "íåò", õóäîæíèê? íåò. Òîãäà òû íå ãåé, òû ïèäîðàñ. |
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| Ãîñòü_-Vovka-_* |
18.11.2005, 20:48
Ñîîáùåíèå
#107
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Shaloonchik
òû ìåíÿ ïðàâèëüíåå ïîíÿë (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) |
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| Ãîñòü_nairo13_* |
18.11.2005, 20:52
Ñîîáùåíèå
#108
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
ÿ äðî÷èë ïàðíþ â ñî÷è â ÿíâàðå 2004 ãîäà(IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) òîãäà ÊèÂèÍ áûë ìû íà íåãî åçäèì(IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) ...è íàøà êîìàíäà ñíèìàëà êâàðòèðó...è êðîâàòåé áûëî äîâîëüíî ìàëî...ïîýòîìó ÿ ñïàë ñ îäíîé äåâ÷¸íêîé è îäíèì ïàðíåì 17 ëåò...íó...ñïàëè(âñå êðîìå ìåíÿ)...ÿ ðåøèë ÷òî íàäî...ðàçðåäèòñÿ...è íå òîêà ìíå(IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) ÿ åìó äðî÷èë à îí ñïàë...õîòÿ ÿ äóìàþ...÷òî íåôèãà îí íå ñïàë...ïîòîìó ÷òî êîãäà ìû âñòàëè...îí ìåíÿ ïîöåëîâàë...âîò...
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| Ãîñòü_Shaloonchik_* |
18.11.2005, 20:57
Ñîîáùåíèå
#109
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nairo13 òàê òû åùå è ÊÂÍùèê, âîò òàê âûÿñíÿåòñÿ ÷òî ó íàñ â Àêàäåìèè åùå è òàëàíòëèâûå ëþäè åñòü
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| Ãîñòü_nairo13_* |
18.11.2005, 20:59
Ñîîáùåíèå
#110
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Shaloonchik àãà(IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif)
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| Ãîñòü_Shaloonchik_* |
18.11.2005, 21:04
Ñîîáùåíèå
#111
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Òû õîòü ñêàæè â êàêîé êîìàíäå èãðàåøü, áóäþ çà âàñ áîëåòü.
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| Ãîñòü_nairo13_* |
18.11.2005, 21:08
Ñîîáùåíèå
#112
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
Shaloonchik ó íàñ îíà ìàëîèçâåñòãíàÿ(IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_sad.gif)
"îòáîé" Ãîðîä Êàøèí, Òâåðñêàÿ îáëàñòü, èðàåì ñåé÷àñ â ìîñêîâñêîé ñòóäåí÷åñêîé ëèãå |
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| Ãîñòü_Shaloonchik_* |
18.11.2005, 21:23
Ñîîáùåíèå
#113
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Òàê êîäà âàñ â áëèæàéøåå âðåìÿ ìîæíî ëèöåçðåòü íà íàøèõ ýêðàíàõ?
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| Ãîñòü_nairo13_* |
18.11.2005, 21:29
Ñîîáùåíèå
#114
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
íàñ òàìà åêîãäà è íå áûëî
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| Ãîñòü_Shaloonchik_* |
18.11.2005, 21:36
Ñîîáùåíèå
#115
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
ß íàäåþñü ñêîðî âû ñòàíåòå èçâåñòíûìè è âîéäåòå â âûñøóþ ëèãó.
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| Ãîñòü_nairo13_* |
18.11.2005, 21:38
Ñîîáùåíèå
#116
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
õîòÿ áû â ïðåìüåð(IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif)
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| Ãîñòü_triator_* |
18.11.2005, 23:33
Ñîîáùåíèå
#117
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
nairo13
ýõ âû..... íàòóðàëû..... |
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| Ãîñòü_Shaloonchik_* |
19.11.2005, 17:15
Ñîîáùåíèå
#118
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ãîñòè |
triator Òû ýòî î ÷åì?
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19.11.2005, 17:17
Ñîîáùåíèå
#119
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó ×ëåíêîð ñåêñ íàóê  Ãðóïïà: Ïîëüçîâàòåëè Ñîîáùåíèé: 2929 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: 26.12.2004 Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: 7372 Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: 3 ðàçà Ïîë: Ìóæ÷èíà Ðåïóòàöèÿ: 0
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èëè î êîì?
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20.11.2005, 0:20
Ñîîáùåíèå
#120
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Îòâåòèòü àâòîðó Ó÷åíèê Ãðóïïà: Ïîëüçîâàòåëè Ñîîáùåíèé: 63 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ: 7.11.2004 Èç: ñ Áîäóíà Ïîëüçîâàòåëü ¹: 6707 Ñïàñèáî ñêàçàëè: 0 ðàç Ðåïóòàöèÿ: 0
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Öèòàòà(Vovka-) Shaloonchikòû ìåíÿ ïðàâèëüíåå ïîíÿë (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif)
Íå ñòîèò ïðèíèìàòü ìåíÿ çà èäèîòà (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_wink.gif) , ÿ òîæå ïðåêðàñíî ïîíÿë, ÷òî òû èìååøü ââèäó. Íî îòâåòèë ÿ íà êîíêðåòíûé âîïðîñ, êîòîðûé áûë ìíå çàäàí: êòî ìåíÿ ñîâðàòèë? Ñîâðàòèë âîîáùå, â ïåðâûé ðàç, ÿ ïðàâèëüíî ïîíÿë? Åñëè áû áûë çàäàí âîïðîñ - êàê ÿ îñîçíàë, ÷òî ÿ ãåé, îòâåò áûë áû äðóãîé. Òàê ÷òî êòî-òî íåïðàâèëüíåå ôîðìóëèðóåò ñâîè ìûñëè. Öèòàòà(Shaloonchik) Ýòîæ êàêèì îáðàçîì äåâóøêà ñäåëàëà òåáÿ íå íàòóðàëîì.
Âîçìîæíî, ÿ èäèîò, íî ÿ åù¸ èç óìà íå âûæèë è íå âñþ ïàìÿòü ïðîïèë. ß íå ñêàçàë íè îäíîãî ñëîâà, èç êîòîðîãî áû ñëåäîâàëî, ÷òî ýòà äåâóøêà ñäåëàëà ìåíÿ íå íàòóðàëîì. Êîãäà îíà ìåíÿ ñîâðàùàëà, ÿ óæå ïÿòü ëåò êàê ñ÷èòàë ñåáÿ ñòîïðîöåíòíûì ãååì. Òàê ÷òî, ìîãó äàòü îäèí ñîâåò - "Çðè â êîðåíü!" (ñ) Êîçüìà Ïðóòêîâ. Íàó÷èñü ïîíèìàòü òî, ÷òî òû ÷èòàåøü (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) . Òû âåäü íå òóïåå ìåíÿ (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_wink.gif) ? È íå íàäî ïðî ïèäîðàñîâ, ìîãó îñêîðáèòüñÿ è íàãîâîðèòü ãàäîñòåé (IMG:http://4allforum.com/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile.gif) . |
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